Boy or Girl?

It's a boy if:

• You didn't experience morning sickness in early pregnancy - false
• Your baby's heart rate is less than 140 beats per minute – false, the baby’s heart rate has been in the 160’s and 150’s
• You are carrying the extra weight out front – um….well my belly has grown
• Your belly looks like a basketball – I don’t think I’m big enough to determine this
• Your areolas have darkened considerably – um, not really
• You are carrying low – I don’t think I’m big enough to determine this
• You are craving salty or sour foods – not really
• You are craving protein -- meats and cheese - true
• Your feet are colder than they were before pregnancy - false
• The hair on your legs has grown faster during pregnancy - false
• Your hands are very dry - true
• Your pillow faces north when you sleep – what does this even mean? It faces to the west, nice.
• Dad-to-be is gaining weight, right along with you – um, yea right
• Pregnancy has you looking better than ever – somebody else will have to answer this one
• Your urine is bright yellow in color - false
• Your nose is spreading- again, what does this even mean??
• You hang your wedding ring over your belly and it moves in circles - false
• You are having headaches – no ( i was having headaches but I discovered it was because I wasn't wearing my glasses, doh!)
• You add your age at the time of conception and the number for the month you conceived and the sum is an even number – 28 + 6 = 34; that would be even

It's a girl if:

• You had morning sickness early in pregnancy - true
• Your baby's heart rate is at least 140 beats per minute - true
• You are carrying the weight in your hips and rear - ALWAYS
• Your left breast is larger than your right breast - I don't know....Paul?
• Your hair develops red highlights – it always has red highlights
• You are carrying high – I have no idea
• Your belly looks like a watermelon – not big enough to tell
• You are craving sweets – not really
• You are craving fruit – eating lots of apples and pineapple
• You crave orange juice - true
• You don't look quite as good as normal during pregnancy – I have no idea
• You are moodier than usual during pregnancy – I’m always moody
• Your face breaks out more than usual – I have been broken out lately
• You refuse to eat the heel of a loaf of bread – Do I ever eat the heel?
• Your breasts have really blossomed! – Well I certainly can’t deny this
• Your pillow faces south when you sleep – Again, who even knows??
• Your urine is a dull yellow color – true, but I drink a lot of water
• You hang your wedding ring over your belly and it moves from side to side - true
• You add your age at the time of conception and the number for the month you conceived and the sum is an odd number – 28 + 6 = 34; that would be even